The Little Gourmet

I wanted to post about this a while back and didn't finish writing it at the time. I had the greatest meal of my vacation in a kid's restaurant. I just have to post about this because it was such a great surprise! We stopped into downtown Napa to find somewhere to eat before continuing on to Tahoe. I asked my GPS to find an indian restaurant for me and it led me to a vacated space so we just started walking. We passed a few budget sit-downs that just didn't appeal, and then we came across a couple different white table cloth places, zagat rated "excellent" and all that but here I am with a 13 month old who is thrilled to be out of the car and mad at me that I'm not letting her run around barefoot and free. So then I saw a sign. The Little Gourmet - follow the path around to the right and across the footbridge. Thank you. A place I can take my energetic little girl and not feel like I should apologize to the other guests. So we found our way around the back and across the footbridge and into this nice little restaurant with menu items like "Monkey Burger," "Snakes and Worms," and "Wagon Wheels Alfredo." Too bad she's too young for their menu, doesn't have the teeth and chewing habits yet. I expected to get okay food but feel good cause I didn't have to shush my baby or insist she stay seated the whole time. But it wasn't just okay food. I ordered one of the evening's specials, a salmon and shrimp pasta with a spicy cream sauce, she ordered the portabello mushroom pasta, a caesar salad, and we got a dish of fruit for the baby. The water came in the goblet style water glasses you'd expect at the white table cloth place, they had a respectable selection of wines, and the baby's water came in a sturdy plastic cup with lid and bendy straw (the reusable tough kind you take home and use again). The salad was whole leaf romaine, very classy presentation and the dressing was exceptional (and he uses buttermilk, no raw egg yolk, so no worries sharing with the little ones) and I started thinking wow, this is more what I'd expect at that zagat rated place. Baby doesn't eat lettuce much yet but I shared some of the baguette and sweet cream butter, butter in a dish not foil wrapped, again more what I'd expect on a white table cloth. Baby's fruit came early with the salad (they know how kids are) so she was happy eating grapes, strawberries, and some banana, all fresh. She was doing well with her cup, she wouldn't let me hold it for her and we applauded the way she was drinking so well from the straw, but she dropped it once, mom got it, and she dropped it again. I picked it up and hid it between my lap and the table and offered her some banana or grape to distract her. A bit later we were enjoying our pasta and I was thinking wow this is good and the atmosphere is nice and I got tired of having the cup on my lap and set it up on the table and maybe a minute after that phoenix saw it and just shrieked. It took me a second to connect the pieces and then I got her the cup and I just started laughing because she was so thrilled to find the cup that I hid. I started explaining it to Brookestar and then Phoenix started laughing too, which made me laugh more, and Brookestar was laughing too and we were really quite loud and that's when I realized it. I have never been anywhere else where I could have food this good, I really was impressed, and have this much fun with my baby and not feel like I was disturbing the other guests.
It felt so good to laugh and laugh with my baby and you can do that in a Chuck E Cheese too but the food... I sacrificed nothing in quality and that sacrifice was something I had just gotten used to. Anyone with small kids knows that catch 22 situation. Either you go to a place with cheap greasy food or you sit down somewhere nice and try to keep your kid quiet when she's bursting with joy and curiosity and wiggles and/or you apologize to the people next to you that she's so loud when they're trying to have a nice quiet dinner. I had become so accustomed to the sacrifice I walked in thinking I'd disappoint my taste buds for the sake of an enjoyable meal with an energetic baby. Instead I sacrificed nothing. I had a great meal and a great time. We all did. For overall experience it was quite possibly the best meal I've ever had. No offense to Charlie Trotter or any other, but I can't imagine bringing my baby with me there and I WANT her with me. She's delightful and has NO volume control. I can't imagine the looks I would get from other customers and I don't want to disturb their meal anyway. If I try to make my baby sit still and be quiet she'll struggle and if I persist long enough she'll cry. They're children! It's not in their nature to sit still and be quiet! Nature has given them this incredible drive to explore and learn and exercise and develop and it just doesn't fit into sit down and be quiet.
I've probably said the same thing a few times and been a bit redundant, but what it boils down to is I was impressed, all the way, with the whole experience. I'm glad I got lost where I did. I'll definitely look for them next time I'm in town.

Freedom Day Vacation 2009

B* and I have been on the road a long time to get where we are, and we're considering making a permanent shift in this direction. It's funny because Ashland, Oregon was planned as a stop on the way to our vacation destination, and for what it's worth it was reasonably unplanned. We didn't know where we'd sleep once we got here, we didn't know how long we'd be here or what we'd do except I was determined to take a walk around Lithia Park (where these pictures and many others were taken) and we weren't planning on staying in a hotel at all while we were here. It's a little touristy like Park City, but just doesn't feel quite as capitalist. We actually have some friends out here that we met in Alaska. Sarah who worked with B* and David who I worked with in the kitchen at Glacier Bay moved back out here afterwards. I guess they'd lived here before we met them in Alaska, and we went out and saw their place today, and the view is gorgeous! I've really enjoyed the first few days of our trip. I'm excited for the next couple days. We may spend a little more time around here, see the Dagoba chocolate factory and sample their wares, but then it's on down to the redwood forests in northern california.

Making money in Fable: Has nobody else seen this?

I am reluctant to believe that I'm the first person to find this. It was way too obvious once I saw it.

For those of you who don't know, Fable is a very re-playable game which came out on XBox and later on PC with the 'lost chapters' edition. I'm sure you've noticed that for every video game out there you can find a complete written walkthrough of how to achieve all the various goals in the game. There are instructions for how to make money in the game of Fable, most of them involving the buying and selling of a house. This is fine, but takes much more time than the method I found. Again, I can't understand why this method isn't the most recommended. It certainly takes less startup capital than buying and selling a house.

The method is simple. When you meet traders, buy out all they have of at least one item, afterwards, sell it all back to them. Do this in single transactions, no use selling it back in stacks of ten, and do it a few times, buying anything you can buy his entire stock of.

Obviously this doesn't work with weapons, armor, anything you can have only one of. It's best to do this with produce, gifts, and potions. It may help to sell him all you have of that item first, but if you don't it shouldn't matter. Once you've cleaned him out of at least one item, sell it back to him. Now you're probably thinking you should've seen this before. They tell you all the time in the game you can make money buying and selling between the shops, but you don't have to go to a different shop. The traders and shop keepers sell things for a lower price when they have a lot, and buy them for a higher price when they don't have any. There may be a lower limit threshold in the math where buying, say, 20 cider crates and selling them back won't be profitable, but the game tells you how much you're making on the sell-back.

If the transaction doesn't show a profit, there's two possible reasons. First reason: if you bought them all at regular price earlier and now you want to sell, you may not have any profit margin at all. If you sell them to the trader and buy them all back at his "I have so many of these" price, the game will show you a better profit when you go to sell them again.

In all cases, wether you've made money on that transaction or not, buy the entire stock of whichever items you're trading, and buy as much as you can while still being able to meet your needs. The reason is you want to bulk up your inventory so you can profit more each time. The concept should now be simple, but I'll sketch it out in loose terms. You meet a trader and he has 50 cider crates, you buy all of them for 20g each. You then sell him 50 cider crates at 30g each. When he has none they're worth 30, when he has 50 they're worth 20. So you do this until you get bored, but at the end you walk out with 100g extra, plus the 50 cider crates. Later you meet another trader, he has 30 cider crates. you sell him your 50 for 25g each. Then you buy all of them for 15g each, then you sell them backto him for 30g each. Not only do you profit more because you're making Xg on each item, you make more near-exponentially because the traders buying price when he has none in stock stays the same, while his selling price is relative to the number that he has in stock. None of this is relative to the number you are buying or selling, it's all relative to how many he has in stock.

So, buy all of at least one item, sell it back, repeat if it shows a profit, if not don't worry, just get more inventory to work with and try again. Once it's profitable, it snowballs each time you get more inventory, making the money-making more profitable and efficient each time. Simple enough? Why haven't I seen this posted anywhere else?

so so funny

This is a conversation that my friend matt had with a nicholas, apparently from nashville, who thought he was a different matt

Matt:
I don't know you
Why do you keep sending me emails?

Nicholas:
stop playing, i'm coming to town friday

Matt:
lol
you've gotta be kidding me
what's your phone number?

Nicholas:
relax, i'll call you when i'm out of class

Matt:
lol
yeah you do that

Nicholas:
i don't know why you are laughing
where are we picking up our tuxes?

Matt:
You are either joking or you have some sort of mental handicap
I don't know any other way to explain this to you...

Nicholas:
that's not funny

Matt:
who do you think I am?

Nicholas:
matt

Matt:
and where do I live

Nicholas:
i'm in your wedding this weekend

Matt:
where

Nicholas:
what's wrong with you?

Matt:
where
where do I live

Nicholas:
i don't htink its funny
hold on

Matt:
Ok you are f*ing with me lol
Nobody is this stupid

Nicholas:
you never curse
why are you cursing

Matt:
lol
this is fun man
but...
at some point we'll have to end this game

Nicholas:
matt be sure to invite that slut catherine to the wedding
i need my knob polished

Matt:
oh ok I'll do that
I'll inivite little joey from around the way too
you remember little joey, that crazy little bastard
always swingin at the fences

Nicholas:
stop messing with me
where are we picking up our tuxes

Matt:
At Ed's Tux
I've got a deal worked out due to my mob connections

Nicholas:
whatever

Matt:
I've decided to call the wedding off

Nicholas:
why

Matt:
well your moms a nice lady and all but its just not working out

Nicholas:
my mom's dead, you know that

Matt:
well that's why its not working out

Nicholas:
no funny
not

Matt:
what's your phone number we'll talk about it on the phone
I've lost it ;)

Nicholas:
i'll call you after i get out of class

Matt:
lol
so you know this isn't the right matt right?
that's the only thing I can assume, not that this isn't fun

Nicholas:
what?

Matt:
that isn't funny
lol

Nicholas:
what do you mean?

Matt:
I know there is only one matt in the world
so I must be using a fake name
trying to steal his thunder

Nicholas:
yeah, you're getting married this weekend

Matt:
lol
where am I getting married
in what state?

Nicholas:
tn of course

Matt:
tennessee?

Nicholas:
yes
of course

Matt:
yeah of course
well that explains a lot

Nicholas:
what does that mean?

Matt:
Hell maybe you should ask me after class

Nicholas:
alright, no problem
what's your problem lately

Matt:
I hate freedom

Nicholas:
that's why your getting married?

Matt:
yes
but we're thinking of throwing you in the mix, how does that sound?

Nicholas:
does sarah know?

Matt:
it was her idea

Nicholas:
cause she's hot i'd love to tag it
what about bringing catherine into the picture

Matt:
sure
we'll all go pick up our tuxs maybe go to a kkk rally and drive around memphis in our pickup trucks for a while
then we'll go have sex with my wife and your sister
hell my sister too why not

Nicholas:
it's in nashville
but yeah sounds good to me

Matt:
oh right nashville

Nicholas:
maybe we could have a thing with the cake. just like i dive into it and catherine sarah and you follow me

Matt:
and your sister

Nicholas:
you dumbass i don't have a sister

Matt:
and we'll dig up your dead mom too

Nicholas:
also not funny
f* you for saying that

Matt:
I guess we can't be friends any more Nicholas

that's when he went offline lol