so so funny

This is a conversation that my friend matt had with a nicholas, apparently from nashville, who thought he was a different matt

Matt:
I don't know you
Why do you keep sending me emails?

Nicholas:
stop playing, i'm coming to town friday

Matt:
lol
you've gotta be kidding me
what's your phone number?

Nicholas:
relax, i'll call you when i'm out of class

Matt:
lol
yeah you do that

Nicholas:
i don't know why you are laughing
where are we picking up our tuxes?

Matt:
You are either joking or you have some sort of mental handicap
I don't know any other way to explain this to you...

Nicholas:
that's not funny

Matt:
who do you think I am?

Nicholas:
matt

Matt:
and where do I live

Nicholas:
i'm in your wedding this weekend

Matt:
where

Nicholas:
what's wrong with you?

Matt:
where
where do I live

Nicholas:
i don't htink its funny
hold on

Matt:
Ok you are f*ing with me lol
Nobody is this stupid

Nicholas:
you never curse
why are you cursing

Matt:
lol
this is fun man
but...
at some point we'll have to end this game

Nicholas:
matt be sure to invite that slut catherine to the wedding
i need my knob polished

Matt:
oh ok I'll do that
I'll inivite little joey from around the way too
you remember little joey, that crazy little bastard
always swingin at the fences

Nicholas:
stop messing with me
where are we picking up our tuxes

Matt:
At Ed's Tux
I've got a deal worked out due to my mob connections

Nicholas:
whatever

Matt:
I've decided to call the wedding off

Nicholas:
why

Matt:
well your moms a nice lady and all but its just not working out

Nicholas:
my mom's dead, you know that

Matt:
well that's why its not working out

Nicholas:
no funny
not

Matt:
what's your phone number we'll talk about it on the phone
I've lost it ;)

Nicholas:
i'll call you after i get out of class

Matt:
lol
so you know this isn't the right matt right?
that's the only thing I can assume, not that this isn't fun

Nicholas:
what?

Matt:
that isn't funny
lol

Nicholas:
what do you mean?

Matt:
I know there is only one matt in the world
so I must be using a fake name
trying to steal his thunder

Nicholas:
yeah, you're getting married this weekend

Matt:
lol
where am I getting married
in what state?

Nicholas:
tn of course

Matt:
tennessee?

Nicholas:
yes
of course

Matt:
yeah of course
well that explains a lot

Nicholas:
what does that mean?

Matt:
Hell maybe you should ask me after class

Nicholas:
alright, no problem
what's your problem lately

Matt:
I hate freedom

Nicholas:
that's why your getting married?

Matt:
yes
but we're thinking of throwing you in the mix, how does that sound?

Nicholas:
does sarah know?

Matt:
it was her idea

Nicholas:
cause she's hot i'd love to tag it
what about bringing catherine into the picture

Matt:
sure
we'll all go pick up our tuxs maybe go to a kkk rally and drive around memphis in our pickup trucks for a while
then we'll go have sex with my wife and your sister
hell my sister too why not

Nicholas:
it's in nashville
but yeah sounds good to me

Matt:
oh right nashville

Nicholas:
maybe we could have a thing with the cake. just like i dive into it and catherine sarah and you follow me

Matt:
and your sister

Nicholas:
you dumbass i don't have a sister

Matt:
and we'll dig up your dead mom too

Nicholas:
also not funny
f* you for saying that

Matt:
I guess we can't be friends any more Nicholas

that's when he went offline lol